MOVIES WATCHED IN MAY (2026)

 MOVIES WATCHED IN MAY (2026) 

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INSPECTOR IKE (COMEDY) 5/10 

HIVE (HORROR) 6/10 

NO OTHER CHOICE (FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(COMEDY)(THRILLER)(SOUTH KOREA)(REMAKE) 9/10

MICHAEL (MUSIC)(BIOGRAPHY)(DRAMA) 

WHISTLE (HORROR)(TEEN) 6/10 

SQUARE ONE: MICHAEL JACKSON (DOCUMENTARY) 8/10 

DAY OF THE COBRA  (FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(ITALY)(CRIME)(THRILLER) 7/10 

OBSESSION (THRILLER) 8/10 

THE CRASH (DOCUMENTARY) 7/10 

IS GOD IS (THRILLER) 7/10 

LURKER (THRILLER) 9/10 

ALPHA (FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(FRANCE)(DRAMA) 8/10 

I LOVE BOOSTERS (COMEDY) 8/10 

THE BRIDE (SCIENCE FICTION) 5/10 

AMERICAN CARNAGE (HORROR) 6/10 

THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (ACTION)(HISTORY)(TRUE LIFE) 7/10 

FIRST PERIOD (COMEDY)(LGBTQ+) 8/10

DON’T TRIP (COMEDY)(THRILLER) 5/10 

THE MOTHER, THE MENACER AND ME(COMEDY) 7/10 

THE ALABAMA BRAWL (DOCUMENTARY) 6/10

THE RELUCTANT AGENT (TV MOVIE)(COMEDY) 6/10 

THE LIVING DEAD GIRL (FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(FRANCE)(HORROR) 5/10 

REUNION (MYSTERY)(COMEDY) 6/10 

A MAN OF NO IMPORTANCE (DRAMA)(LGBTQ+) 6/10 

IRRESISTIBLE FORCE (ACTION) 7/10 

TELEVISION SERIES, TELEVISION MOVIES, STAND-UP & SPECIALS

UNTOLD – JAILBLAZERS (DOCUMENTARY SERIES) 8/10

UNTOLD – VINNIE JONES (DOCUMENTARY SERIES) 7/10 

UNTOLD – CHESSMATES (DOCUMENTARY SERIES) 7/10 

BOARDERS (SEASON 3) 7/10 

SAY NOTHING (LIMITED SERIES) 8/10 

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (SEASON 5) 7/10 

BAD THOUGHTS (SEASON 2) 7/10 

ROOSTER (SEASON 1) 7/10 

BIG MOOD (SEASON 2) 6/10 

SCHMIGADOON (SEASON 1)  7/10 (SEASON 2) 7/10 

THE BEAR: GARY (SPECIAL) 7/10 

THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL (SPECIAL) 6/10 

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN (SEASON 2) 9/10 

WANDA SYKES: LEGACY (STAND-UP) 7/10 

UNTOLD: THE FALL OF FAVRE (DOCUMENTARY SERIES) 7/10

JOSH JOHNSON: SYMPHONY (STAND-UP) 6/10 

BLACK EYED SUSAN (2024)

Written & Directed By: Scooter McCrae

Cinematography: Anton Zion

Cast: Damian Maffei, Yvonne Emilie Thalker, Scott Fowler, Marc Romeo, Kate Kiddo, Vito Trigo

Desperate for work, Derek accepts a job replacing his recently-deceased friend at a tech startup. Continuing to develop the company’s innovative project means working intimately with Susan, a bleeding-edge BDSM sex doll meant to receive and appreciate punishment as an integral part of her evolving AI. Derek will soon test the limits of his own desires and explore the nature of man and woman, pleasure and pain, and life and death in a morally uncertain future world.

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This is a tough film to talk about without spoilers

This is one of those films that almost dares you to describe it, because the moment you do, you risk ruining the very thing it’s built on: discomfort, surprise, and a slow, deliberate seduction of the viewer.

At first, it plays like something provocative for the sake of it teasing eroticism, brushing up against disgust, testing where your limits lie. But that tension feels intentional. The film isn’t just pushing buttons; it’s studying which ones you’re willing to let it press. Much like its title character, it lures you in with a kind of controlled intimacy, only to shift the ground beneath you when you think you understand the rules.

There’s a sneaky, almost anthology like quality to it, something that echoes the spirit of TALES FROM THE CRYPT mixed with THE TWILIGHT ZONE and throw in some BLACK MIRROR, but stripped of comfort and pushed further into psychological unease. It’s less interested in outright shock than in escalation. Every time it feels like the film might settle, it pivots. Every time you adjust, it sharpens.

Visually, it leans into its independent roots. There’s a rawness to the presentation that feels almost out of time reminiscent of early 2000s genre films, but the themes are distinctly modern, even uncomfortably so. The sci-fi elements are there, though used sparingly. When they do arrive, they land with purpose rather than spectacle.

What really anchors it, though, is the performance at its center. The actor behind Black Eyed Susan: Yvonne Emilie Thalker commits fully, there’s no visible safety net, no distance from the material. It’s the kind of performance that doesn’t just carry the film, it exposes it.

And make no mistake, this is not an easy watch. It’s meant to wear you down a little, to test your endurance as much as your curiosity. The film hits hard, pulls back just enough, then hits harder. Not always through violence, but through the creeping sense that it’s always one step ahead of your comfort.

The less you know going in, the better. Just understand that it’s a film built on provocation. One that invites conversation, maybe even confrontation, long after it ends.

Whether it’s worth the experience, that’s part of the question it leaves behind.

Grade: B