Friday, May 8, 2026

SPLITSVILLE (2025)

 

Directed By: Michael Angelo Covino 

Written By: Michael Angelo Covino & Kyle Marvin

Cinematography: Adam Newport-Berra

Editor: Sara Shaw

Cast: Kyle Marvin, Michael Angelo Covino, Dakota Johnson, Adria Arjona, Nicholas Braun, Charlie Gillespie, David Castaneda, O-T Fagbenle, Nahema Ricci, Tyrone Benskin 

When Ashley asks for a divorce, the good-natured Carey runs to his friends, Julie and Paul, for support. Their secret to happiness is an open marriage; that is, until Carey crosses the line and throws all of their relationships into chaos.


Even though this is more supposed to be a broad relationship comedy, I dislike most of the characters for different various reasons throughout as most of them come across as so selfish and vain, especially Adria Arjona’s character who could be seen as a hot blooded stereotype, but if anything, she more sums up spiritual or wellness seeking characters who are supposed to be about inner peace, but if you ever get to know them come across more self initially because it tends to be all about them in their pleasure rather than others emotions, especially those who are in their lives or love them. Though she is undeniably, jaw-droppingly attractive. Then again maybe as I have had experience with those types it’s a bit too familiar. 

Though for her character makes sense as a life coach and the initial opening scene the accident that happens in the results it would seem natural for something like that to shake the boundaries and look for a rebirth or at least a change in their lives as that being assigned of it.

Not to mention, knowing the two male characters are the writers and directors of the film. They set the bar high with who they cast as their girlfriends and wives in this film as the women come across is too beautiful for them believably but again it’s a film so we do see the qualities that make them fall for them.

Though everyone throughout comes across as so reprehensible yet wise, but might hit upon an ugly truth throughout, that might be painful for certain members of the audience to hear, especially those who are more romantic and believe in monogamy as the film is certainly cruel to more the supporting character characters

Then there is one character who thankfully is minor who is openly trying to pick up Dakota Johnson’s character at a carnival with their own chikd that I thought the movie was gonna do more with him, but is only there for one scene. It seems almost more like a prop or antagonist to get the most out of the main characters or add to the weirdness and silliness of the situation.

This film is downright funny though you have to be on its wavelength of just strange situations. It feels like another BOB, CAROL, TED AND ALICE. For  the modern day age, but not trying to be as revolutionary or introduce the audience into a different way of thinking.

As it feels like a Woody Allen comedy played as a romantic comedy. As tinwaht happens after the happily ever after.

For all the qualities that make the film work there’s also things that just make you not like not necessarily the movie but the characters but then again it makes you uncomfortable and awkward, which the film seems to want to rest on sort of like a curb your enthusiasm, but where everybody is treated equally and each has their own personality disorder so to speak. 

The two characters who stand out are Dakota Johnson surprisingly as she seems to be one of the more decent characters who gets confused and just can’t make up her mind and the character of Casey played by Kyle Marvin, who is just seems or comes across as an innocent and nice guy who gets pulled in to this situation and keeps trying to make the best of it, but at heart is just a romantic and who some will see as just too nice, but he comes across the most authentic and you can understand why people fall for him and trust him.

Even thevfilmmaking is quite impressive. on a technical level as the camera work is beautiful and it’s angles inventive, even the rhythm of the scenes which can go from intimate to slapstick on a moments notice. still manages to work and be perfectly blocked as the camera always knows where it’s supposed to be.

This is a film for the more adventurous, even if it seems like it’s gonna play more suburban and it isn’t as sexual as dirty as the premise or the trailer might make it look or sound there is nudity, but it’s more male nudity than anything and just examines the absurdities of relationships and the selfishness that can result in them, especially in the complications of trying to PLEASE a partner or seemingly open up for their pleasure and you might be sabotaging your own relationship

I am a fan of the filmmaker, Michelangelo Covino and Kyle Marvin in their previous film, the climb, and just as with that film here they play best buddies who’s romantic entanglements rule them and also the characters tend to switch partners who are their friends previously partners in the main characters tend to bicker, be ruthless to each other yet still come together and maintain that friendship that feels like slapstick, but also has a bit of truth behind it.

this one is no exception as it almost feels like a continuation of their previous film only with different characters and situations so again it has that kind of Seinfeld or curb your enthusiasm, energy and vibe while entirely being its own entity and personality

Grade: B- 

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

ROOMMATES (2026)

 

Directed By: Chandler Levack

Written By: Jimmy Fowlie and Ceara Jane O’Sullivan 

Cinematography: Maria Rusche 

Editor: Tim Constain and Brian Robinson

Cast: Sadie Sandler, Chloe East, Billy Bryk, Aidan Langford, Sarah Sherman, Nick Kroll, Natasha Lyonne, Janeane Garofolo 

When a hopeful, naive college freshman, Devon, asks the cool and confident Celeste to be her roommate, a blossoming friendship spirals into a war of passive aggression.


This is one of those almost films. It has everything mostly going for it and then just falls short. It’s Slightly Silly but stayed entertaining and really Manages to make you care about the characters. Then the third act happens and it’s like they just want to end the film. As after that no subtlety. Just straightforward hostility.

The third act the film falls apart. As feels like it goes for the easy out.  instead of doing something original and different. It goes safe and just settles to villainize certain characters.

I know looking for some kind of realism or three dimensional characters in an Adam Sandler, HAPPY MADISON production is a lot to ask but it could amhave been something new or different.

As with This film anytime it approach’s depth, It runs far and wide away from it. 

Some will look at this as a vanity project for Adam  Sandler’s daughter Sadie Sandler and they would be correct, but she holds her own surrounded by other talents. Not to mention this film is better then the original comedies he has been offering lately. At least this is better then YOU ARE SO NOT INVITED TO MY BAH MITZVAH.

Chloe East impresses, as far as showing range and being totally different then the last performance I remember her from HERETIC. She again defintely makes her presence felt. As the antagonist.

This can be seen as its own kind of relationship comedy. Only Without some homoerotica, yet never leaning heavily on it. Happy to see a fun female centered comedy that is mostly successful. 

Director Chandler Levack does the best she can. As her original movies such as I LIKE MOVIES are much more character-driven. Especially as far as the action goes, but are as breezy and caring. Here working from a script that is not her own. She manages to still bring her style and skill. Showing range and that she is a director who can rise to the occasion. 

Grade: C 

Sunday, May 3, 2026

MOVIES WATCHED IN APRIL (2026)

 

MOVIES WATCHED IN APRIL (2023) 

SENTIMENTAL VALUE (DRAMA)(FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(NORWAY) 8/10 



PIZZA MOVIE (COMEDY)(TEEN) 6/10 



BALLERINA (ACTION) 7/10 




THE IN-CROWD (TEEN)(COMING OF AGE)(MUSIC) 6.5/10 




CLUNY BROWN (CLASSIC)(ROMANCE)(COMEDY) 7/10 




MIKE AND NICK AND NICK AND ALICE (SCIENCE FICTION)(COMEDY)(CRIME)(ACTION) 5/10 




THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE (MUSICAL)(DRAMA) 7/10 





SIRAT (DRAMA)(FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(SPAIN) 9/10 





DUST BUNNY (FANTASY)(CRIME) 6.5/10 





PROJECT HAIL MARY (SCIENCE FICTION)(DRAMA) 9/10 




A FINE MESS (COMEDY) 3/10 




OUTCOME (COMEDY)(DRAMA) 5/10 





BALLS UP (COMEDY) 6/10 





THE VOICE OF HIND RAJAB (DRAMA)(TRUE LIFE)(INTERNATIONAL)(FOREIGN)(TUNISIA) 




NIGHT PATROL (HORROR)(ACTION) 6.5/10




CHRISTY (DRAMA)(SPORTS)(TRUE LIFE) 7/10 





BLACK EYED SUSAN (SCIENCE FICTION)(EROTIC)(ROMANCE)(CULT) 8/10 





APEX (ACTION)(THRILLER) 6.5/10 





ROOMMATES (TEEN)(COMEDY) 6/10 




CRIME 101 (THRILLER)(DRAMA)(CRIME) 6/10 




*DARK ANGEL (I COME IN PEACE) (SCIENCE FICTION)(ACTION) 7/10 




LOVE & POP (DRAMA)(COMING OF AGE)(FOREIGN)(INTERNATIONAL)(JAPAN) 6/10 




OUT OF THE PAST (CLASSIC)(FILM NOIR) 7/10 





TELEVISION SERIES, TELEVISION MOVIES, STAND-UP & SPECIALS



TED (SEASON 2) 7/10 



MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: LIFE’S STILL UNFAIR (LIMITED SERIES) 6/10 




RAMY YOUSSEF: IN LOVE (STAND-UP) 7/10 





NIKKI GLASER: GOOD GIRL (STAND-UP) 7/10